MEETING GREATNESS
My friend works for Kenny Chesney's tour and he hooked Thomas and I with All Access passes to watch the show sitting on the stage. I'm not a Country fan, but I damn well enjoyed it. The Link was PACKED. Kenny did great, but I got to watch Sammy RIP!

NEW BEATOFFS SONG:


B52's CHICK NAKED:
The story is typical. Kate let a boyfriend take a nude picture of her and when they broke up, he got mad and posted the pix online. She's like 60 but she looks pretty good! Click HERE only if you wanna see the pic.

A STRIPPER SEZ SHE WAS WITH A-ROD:
Her name is CANDICE HOULIHAN. She's a former stripper at Centerfolds in Boston. She sez they hooked up when he was in town playing Boston. Oh boy I am SHOCKED. He's worth a billion dollars and when his wife gets HALF he'll be worth $500 million! Gee, sucks for him huh?? ONLY worth $500 and SINGLE.

JOHN MAYOR ADMITS TO HOOKING UP WITH A FAN:
Duriong a Q&A at a small show, a fan asked John if he'd ever, quote, "hooked up" with a fan after a performance.

John responded, quote, "Yes, I have. But that was before camera phones were around!"

This story is "big" because he admitted to banging a fan. Why is this BIG? I would have been pissed if he WASN'T getting with fans. That's what being a rock star is all about! I don't think POISON got into music to be the next Beatles.

DNA FINALLY SHOW THAT JON BENETS KILLER WASNT FAMILY:
New DNA tests are pointing to an unidentified male killer. Because of this, the Ramsey family are all taken off the suspect list.

In August of 2006, John Mark Karr was arrested in Thailand for falsly addmitting to commiting the crime.

He came on with us and said this wasnt true.



MICHAEL VICK IS BROKE:
Vick has filed for chapter 11. He owes from $10 million to $50 million to creditors. Damn shame huh? This guy is a scumbag and I believe he should be put to sleep.

GUYS FROM GREAT WHITE AND WARRENT ARE MAKING A BEATLES TRIBUTE?:
Great White singer JACK RUSSELL and their keyboardist/guitarist MICHAEL LARDIE are teaming up with WARRANT singer JANI LANE to create a BEATLES TRIBUTE BAND.

There are certain bands that you don't mess with and The Beatles are one of them. Their music is sacred. How dare you? I equate this to kicking cancer children.

IS THIS REAL?:

BRINKLEY VS COOK IS OVER:
They ended up coming to an agreement where she gets full custody of the two kids plus all 18 properties they were fighting over.

Cook gets visitation and a one-time, $2.1 million payout. Good enough for me!

QUEEN LATIFAH IN CAR WRECK:
QUEEN LATIFAH MAY HAVE BEEN INJURED IN A CAR ACCIDENT:
The story is she was injured in a motorcycle accident in the Virgin Islands. I guess she lost control of her bike and went flying off it. I think "The ghost of good music" tryed to put an end to her. She's AWFUL.

WILLIAM SHATNER TALK SHOW:
It's called "Shatner's Raw Nerve" and it will be on the Biography channel. It'll premiere on August 19th. I WILL watch this! Shat's show is gonna be a train wreck and I can't WAIT!

WATCH THE KANAGROO:


THE GOLDEN TWINS:
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had twins. Yippie fucking skippy. The boy ALREADY can get more trim than all of you.

75 YEAR OLD STRIPPER:
Her name is Lynn Miller from San Francisco. Lynn has been performing a striptease act called Aging is Amazing.

For four minutes, she dances on-stage to a song called "Strip Polka" . . . and removes all her clothes, except for her granny panties. Again, I equate this to kicking cancer children.

VINCE WOULD HAVE KICKED HIS ASS:

07/07/08

WEEK OFF:
I was up in the Syracuse area hanging out with a good friend named Bill Keeler. He's the guy that got me started in radio. Bill has shown me SO much about hosting a show
and doing comedy.

It was fun hanging out on Keelers show too. It's STILL weird for me to sit in on other peoples shows, I'm so used to hosting.


Mark and Justin from The Keeler Show and I went golfing. I didnt do much though because I'm left handed and no one had clubs. I left mine in the artic where I bash seals.





A MAJOR LEAGUE KIDD:


RAINMAN:


JAY LENO:
Jay Leno was here in Philly test driving some classic cars at the new Simeone Foundation Museum. Jay was only driving drop tops because of his gigantic head.

SCHUYLKILL:
Overnight lane closures on Schuylkill this week. I'm not gonna rant about how awful the Schuylkill is, but for those that are from outta town, the Schuylkill is like having ball cancer and operating on yourself with no Anastasia. I hope that paints a good picture for ya.

CONSTAINTINE:
HERE is a little peek into the life of Connie.

MADONNA, LENNY KRAVITZ, AND ALEX AND CYNTHIA RODRIGUEZ:
Apparently Madonna was banging Alex, and Lenny was popping Cynthia. They have ALL denied any sexual or romantic indiscretions. Look, where there's smoke there's fire. I wouldn't be shocked at all, I mean, Mini-me has a SEX TAPE for Christ sakes!

There's word that CYNTHIA RODRIGUEZ will file for divorce TODAY from A-Rod. Whatever, the guy is worth a BILLION, and she's MAYBE a 6. Good luck hun.

HUGH HEFNER ALMOST CHOKED ON A EROTIC NOVELTY ITEM:
In the late 1970s, Hugh was messing with Playmate named SONDRA THEODORE. They were using sexual "toy" and he accidentally got it lodged his throat. HA HA

This story comes out after rumors that Hugh has messed with guys. Not a shocker to me. It seems that where someone is SO one direction, they have some of the opposite in there closet. For example, Priest preaching sinless life, but yet having some naughty tot relations on the side.

WINEHOUSE PUNCHED A DUDE:
Amy took a swing at a man outside her London home Saturday night after she thought he pinched her. Some people say they she is outta control and bad news. I disagree. What we need right now is a ROCK STAR! "Rockers" right now are singing about LOVE and wearing MAKE UP. Rappers don't even shoot each other anymore! Winehouse is a rock star! We need to celebrate this! All lift your crack pipes!

COURTNEY LOVE SEZ SHE HAS ANOTHER PERSONALITY:
Love sez that when she does really stupid, crazy things, it's actually her other personality. Sadly, this other personality isn't talented either.